Saturday, September 15, 2007

JOKE

Matt sent me this joke this moring and I got a chuckle out of it. I hope it does the same for you so I thought I would share it....

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy
asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today,
and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my
condolences."

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like
that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."
But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, " I told you yesterday that
my Private Part died."

"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your
pajamas?"

(You gotta love this ...)

Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

we will have tobe careful the next time we have to go to a VIEWING WE WONT KNOW WHAT MIGHT POP UP